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My computer R@P

Uploaded by: baboonswet
Video Description:
This is a rap I made about my computer.
this is not a diss song, dont get upset and write angry coments.
the beat was to slow, thats why I rap wierd.
Lyrics:
I kick my computer in a submission
until I turn on my windows xp home edition
Windows logo pops on the screen
who I've seen so many times,
as I heard the Simpson's theme song
its so long
All right,
Its time for me to pick
A user I click
On my picture between
To other losers on the screen
Chainsaw massacre got himself a pray!
no wait
its just my computer fan
tryin' to cool it down, its so damn loud
and I thought my 360 turned on itself
my comp is hot, even the shelf its standin' on,
oh yeah, finally, I get to see my background picture.. I'm logged in!
Ok now, let's play silkroad online,
Its Chinese and wow combine!
so I login but there is no fair line!
Someone is lucky gets in on first try.
But all I get is disconnected from the server sign!
No, joymax ain't blind!
They just wanthu to buy
A premium ticket that only costs 14,99!
Alright lets play something else...
I got half life 2 and a bowl of springles
Half life was fun, till I got pissed on a head crab
shooting don't help, I can't aim! I'm dead, crap!
A L T button combined with f 4
I tapped repeatedly in hardcore
the game shuts down, and when It was over
I double clicked on internet explorer
Oh, finally! Some good news
I got myself a free antivirus
and it scanned 8 viruses on my hard disc
I cant just leave them there it's a big risk!
I accepted, its time I believe
To replace you, spy-sheriff
You couldn't do your job,
So I walk you to the door, an' wave
And welcome error safe!
I enter you tube, and search the most viewed, top rated, rap relative, or just rude
And found-a-clip-called an operation goes wrong
where doctors were trying to put patient longs where they belong
but they burse in small pieces, and it didn't take long
till they gave up and a hearse came along...
... That nurse was funky
The next video was called thirsty monkey
It's a monkey who recycled, its own pee
It's a classic you just have to see
But you tube, have something that make me angry
Last on my list
is that kid named Ghiz, who plays with dolls, and rubber fists
And second place on my list, is stupid comment's like
"What song is this"? They make me pissed
And on first, is ALIEN FIGHT!
The violent clay cartoon
That's just not right! Think of the children
chi chi chi-ldren
Chi chi chi pac chickipac
Mpac mpac
And of course the sad thing about the internet is file share
people who participate in it just don't care
About the actors, ore the musicians
Who get mad and react in a lactose belly condition, who's only mission
Is to touch a cactus in position so they can explode with anger like thermonuclear
Reactors, and not only get paid on their additions, 'cus that's not enough,
They wanna get even richer, 'cous their cash tough earned...
They are millionaires, but they wanna have more, truin to make people stop sharing ,,beat stop,,... they are exploding with anger, "oh no! I lost a thousand out of my million". They are striking, closing web sites... and encourage people in interviews to buy, their shit
...Yo, real fans should buy my CD's, not download them... not borrow it from a friend... they're mad...
File share is a crime, people should get arrested
cous celebs earn a dime, less then expected
I kick my computer in a submission
until I turn on my windows xp home edition

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